Well, tonight is the night that me and my girls shit all over the wonderful dates of loved up couples. We're letting loose on the city and first on our list is a beautiful Chinese restaurant. No doubt it will be full of loved up couples, and so we're going there to basically ruin the atomsphere.
Single yet happy about it, we're not in the mood for pansy lovers and roses with red hearts and chocolates everywhere. No thank you. I will only settle for Jake Gyllenhaal or George Craig and seeing as neither of them have asked me to be their Valentine (yet) I refuse to take part in any of the ridiculous trends.
Now that my rant is over, I am going to go and have a lovely bath, and then watch a film (not soppy and preferably with Jakey in it). Then start getting ready so all those attached people out there will be regretting that they settled down. Love it!
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